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Post  nunisi kumi on Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:03 pm











>
>
>
>
>
> Wife: 'What
> are you doing?'
>
> Husband: Nothing.
>
> Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
> certificate for an hour.'
>
> Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
>
>
> ------------ --------- --------- -
>
>
> Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
>
> Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
>
> Wife: 'Yes or no.'
>
>
> ------------
> --------- --------- -
>
>
> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in
> your wallet. Why?'
>
> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I
> look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
>
> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for
> you?'
>
> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what
> other problem can there be greater than this one?'
>
>
> ------------ --------- --------- ------------ ---------
> -----
>
>
> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we
> get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
> lighten your burden.'
>
> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I
> don't have any worries or troubles.'
>
> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married
> yet.'
>
>
> ------------ --------- ---------
>
>
> Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus
> with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a
> lady.'
>
> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
>
> Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
>
>
> ____________ _________ _________ __
>
>
> A
> newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have
> married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
>
> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd
> have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
>
>
> ------------ --------- --------- ------------ ---------
> ---------
>
>
> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll
> be yours forever.
>
> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
>
>
> ------------ --------- --------- -
>
>
> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you
> like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
>
> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like
> your sense of humor!"
>
>
>
>


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