Marriage HumoR..!!

nunisi kumi Sun Nov 08, 2009 6:03 pm

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> Wife: 'What
> are you doing?'
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> Husband: Nothing.
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> Wife: 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage
> certificate for an hour.'
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> Husband: 'I was looking for the expiry date.'
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> Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
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> Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'
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> Wife: 'Yes or no.'
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> Wife: 'You always carry my photo in
> your wallet. Why?'
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> Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I
> look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
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> Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for
> you?'
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> Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what
> other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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> Stress Reliever Girl: 'When we
> get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
> lighten your burden.'
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> Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I
> don't have any worries or troubles.'
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> Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married
> yet.'
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> Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus
> with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a
> lady.'
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> Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
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> Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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> A
> newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have
> married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
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> 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd
> have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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> Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll
> be yours forever.
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> The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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> A wife asked her husband: 'What do you
> like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
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> He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like
> your sense of humor!"
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